Daily dose of sarcasm... by ... facebook!!!

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just
gargled.

Whom am I calling 'stupid'? Good question. I don't know. What is your name?

Congratulations! You've just crossed the line into completely useless.

i saw something today that reminded me of you. I
almost stepped on it.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?